Who's READY FOR A PROF WEXLER ACTION FIGURE?

A proposed package design  for the FULLY-POSABLE , READY FOR ACTION(BUT oh-so-BRAINY) PROF WEXLER WORLD EXPLORER! by the aesthetic genius of  visual artist JASON PECK!  WEX will be blessed with MORE JOINTS than any nearest competitors ( DORA FUGETTABOUTIT!)
His glasses and pipe will be removable AND he will come SMELLING LIKE HE JUST HIKED 42 days in the AMAZON! That's RIGHT! BUT WAIT... There's MORE! WEX WILL COME WITH A GENUINE ANKH!!  YOU TOO CAN OPEN YOUR OWN DIMENSIONAL DOORWAYS ,USE IT AS A PAPERWEIGHT, OPEN BOTTLES OF YETI PISS BEER---YOU NAME IT!